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“I’m becoming anti-semitic.” ~ Gavin Mcinnes
ABOUT US
Us boys are just a club of beer drinking, sports loving virgins who do not avoid women, but refuse to give them our seed. Women do not belong in certain places, like that Smash Mouth concert where my bitch sister Stephanie left me alone so she could smoke weed with her Lithuanian boyfriend and I got really disoriented and puked because I was scared. When I told that security guard I couldn’t find Stephanie he told me I was a “little piss baby,” and that I should “go to therapy to get rid of my diaper fetish.” And then I puked again and he kicked me out and I had to wait in that Walmart parking lot for 3 hours by myself before my sister came back.
CORE TENETS
WE BELIVE IN:
- Sexual harassment
- The Whites
- Normalize wearing adult diaper (not weird)
- Light beer
- Rick and Morty, it’s really funny
- Rudy Giuliani
WE REJECT:
- Reddit users
- My mom’s rules
- Pirating movies
- The Blacks
- Not being chill or having a chill time
- Girls
Long ago, men were held to a different standard. Like mom, if you weren’t going to have dinner ready by the time I’m done watching my twitch streams then what are you good for. Like I really get why dad left, you are so fuckin dumb sometimes. And I also told you to get the good chicken tenders from Costco but you went to Acme and then you LIED TO ME about it like I don’t know the difference. I’m not eating that and if you’re not careful, your special boy will run away and then you’ll be alone in your stupid bitch house. Period.